Pick the month of your birth:

January--I cried with
Febuary--i ran over
March--i sang to
April--I vacuumed
May--i smoked with
June--i ate
July--i ran naked with
August--i killed
September--I drove over
October--i danced with
November--i fought with
December-- i am in love with

Pick the day (number) you were born on::

1-------a vacuum
2-------a monkey
3-------YOUR TRUE LOVE
4-------a mexican
5-------a football player
6-------chuck norris
7-------a Penis
8-------a Homeless Guy
9-------my best friends girlfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------a llama
14------- a bowl of alphabet cereal
15-------a goat
16-------a ruler
17-------a noodle
18-------a fireman
19-------myself
20------- a old man
21-------a ninja
22-------a fork
23-------my dog
24-------a pickle
25-------a baseball bat
26-------a pole
27-------a gangsta
28-------a cd
29-------a spoon
30-------asian
31-------YOUR brother

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing::

White------Because i keep it gangsta
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i said i could
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because he took my taco
Green------Becuz i wanted him
Purple------Because Im cool like that.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate baseball
Other-------Because i wuz high
maroon-----Becuz im sprung
teal-----cuz it was illegal
none----Because emo's suck
beige----cuz I am a 4th grader
bra-------because i'm a freak like that

repost and title with the statement that matched you.